This Old Bastards' Piano Club collectible coin features a skeleton pianist in a black suit — cigar in mouth, whiskey glass raised — playing a grand piano on a concert hall stage, with a dog wearing headphones sitting loyally beside him, inscribed "Old Bastards' Piano Club / 100% Too Old / Out of Tune / Lifetime Member." The reverse carries the club essentials: a grand piano flanked by a whiskey on the rocks and a smouldering cigar, beneath the golden banner motto "Drink, Forget & Play It Again." This piece is a pianist novelty collectible coin designed for display and gifting. About the Design The Old Bastards' Piano Club is for the pianists who never stopped playing — the ones who've been at the keys for decades, whose timing is slightly off, whose sheet music is scattered on the floor, and who wouldn't have it any other way. The skeleton on the obverse plays on regardless: whiskey raised, cigar lit, dog at his feet, concert hall empty. The reverse says everything else that needs to be said: "Drink, Forget & Play It Again." A coin for every pianist who's earned the right to play it their way. Product Features Design: Skeleton pianist with whiskey, cigar & dog in concert hall obverse; grand piano with whiskey & cigar "Drink, Forget & Play It Again" reverse Material: Zinc alloy with antique silver finish Diameter: 40mm (1.57") Thickness: 3mm (0.12") Weight: approx. 35g Finish: Antique silver with full colour UV print detail Packaging: Presented in a protective display pouch This is a commemorative collectible and not legal tender Perfect For Pianists, musicians, and music teachers Retirement gifts and end-of-recital tributes Music humour collectors and novelty coin enthusiasts Piano room displays, music studio shelves, and man cave décor Father's Day, birthdays, and "just because" gifts for the pianist in your life Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Explore more designs in the Funny Old Man Coins – Lifetime Member Collection. This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Baseball Club collectible coin features a skeleton batter mid-swing in a packed stadium at sunset, inscribed "100% Grit / No Mercy" and "Lifetime Member." The reverse carries the club motto "Swing, Laugh & Chase the Dream" beneath crossed bats, a baseball, a catcher's mitt, and stadium tickets — all framed by the declaration "Love the Game" and rolling wave scrollwork. This piece is a baseball novelty collectible coin designed for display and gifting. About the Design The Old Bastards Baseball Club is for the players who never stopped loving the game — the ones who've played through bad knees, worse weather, and a batting average that only their teammates remember fondly. The skeleton batter on the obverse swings with everything he's got, "100% Grit / No Mercy" flanking him on either side. The reverse is the other side of the coin: crossed bats, a glove, stadium tickets, and the motto "Swing, Laugh & Chase the Dream." Because that's what baseball is really about. A coin for every old bastard who still shows up to the diamond. Product Features Design: Skeleton batter in stadium at sunset obverse; crossed bats, mitt & tickets with "Love the Game" reverse Material: Metal alloy with antique silver finish Diameter: 40mm Thickness: 3mm Weight: approx. 35g Finish: Antique silver with blue enamel wave detail Packaging: Presented in a protective display pouch This is a commemorative collectible and not legal tender Perfect For Baseball players, coaches, and lifelong fans Retirement gifts and end-of-season tributes Sports novelty and challenge coin collectors Man cave displays, trophy shelves, and dugout décor Father's Day, birthdays, and team gifts for the baseball lover in your life Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Explore more designs in the Funny old man Coins Collection. This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Lineman Club collectible coin features a skeleton lineman in full gear — hard hat, tool belt, and cigar — working a utility pole from a bucket truck in a lightning storm, inscribed "100% Overwired" and "Lifetime Member." The reverse carries the club motto "Climb, Cuss & Restore Power" beneath crossed utility poles, a whiskey glass, and a cigar — the unofficial symbols of every lineman who's ever worked a midnight storm callout. This piece is an electrician trades novelty collectible coin designed for display and gifting. About the Design Linemen are among the most respected tradespeople in the world — working at height in all weather, keeping the lights on while everyone else stays home. The "Old Bastards Lineman Club" is a badge of honour for the veterans of the trade: the ones who've seen it all, fixed it all, and still showed up the next morning. The skeleton in the bucket truck, cigar in hand, whiskey on the side, lightning cracking behind him — that's not a warning, that's a Tuesday. A coin that every lineman, electrician, and power worker will immediately recognise. Product Features Design: Skeleton lineman in bucket truck with lightning storm obverse; crossed utility poles with whiskey & cigar reverse Material: Metal alloy with antique silver finish Diameter: 40mm Thickness: 3mm Weight: approx. 35g Finish: Antique silver with full colour enamel detail Packaging: Presented in a protective display pouch This is a commemorative collectible and not legal tender Perfect For Electricians, linemen, and power utility workers Retirement gifts and end-of-career tributes Trades humour collectors and novelty coin enthusiasts Workshop displays, tool boxes, and man cave shelves Father's Day, birthdays, and "just because" gifts for the lineman in your life Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Explore more designs in the Funny Old Man Coins Collection. This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Brotherhood Club collectible coin is a tribute to the friendships that survive everything — bad decisions, worse advice, and decades of loyalty. The front face depicts two skeleton cowboys in wide-brim hats and bandanas, standing side by side in a saloon, cigars lit, whisky glasses raised, fist bumping like the old bastards they are. 100% Brotherhood. Lifetime Member. The reverse features two skeleton hands clinking whisky shot glasses — a timeless toast between brothers — framed by the motto No Rules. Just Brothers. This piece is a Brotherhood collectible coin designed for display and collection. About the Design The "Old Bastards" series celebrates the bonds that matter most — the friends who've been there through it all. The two skeleton cowboys represent every pair of mates who've shared a drink, a laugh, and a lifetime of memories. The reverse keeps it simple: two hands, two glasses, no rules. Just brothers. Product Features Design: Two skeleton cowboys toasting in a saloon (front) / Skeleton hands clinking whisky glasses (reverse) Material: Iron with antique bronze/gold finish Diameter: 40mm Weight: Approx. 40g Finish: Antique bronze/gold tone with silver detail Packaging: Securely packaged for gifting and display Perfect For Best friends and lifelong mates Brotherhood and fraternity gifts Novelty coin collectors Man cave and bar display décor Retirement and milestone gifts for friends Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Explore more designs in our Funny Old Man Coins – Lifetime Member Collectibles. This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Firefighters Club collectible coin is a tribute to the firefighters who ran in when everyone else ran out — and still found time for a smoke break on the hydrant. The front face depicts a skeleton firefighter in full turnout gear, sitting on a red fire hydrant, cigar in hand, fire extinguisher at the ready, with a fire truck to the left and a burning house behind. Because someone's got to do it. Eventually. The reverse features crossed firefighter axes, a classic FD helmet, a red fire truck, and a fire extinguisher — framed by the motto Courage · Honor · Brotherhood. This piece is a Firefighter collectible coin designed for display and collection. About the Design The "Old Bastards" series celebrates the veterans of every profession — the ones who've seen it all, done it all, and still show up. The skeleton firefighter is a nod to the dark humour that keeps firehouses running: 100% Last Out... Eventually. The reverse honours the tools of the trade and the values that define the brotherhood of firefighting. Product Features Design: Skeleton firefighter on hydrant (front) / Crossed axes, FD helmet & fire truck (reverse) Material: Iron with silver finish Diameter: 40mm Weight: Approx. 30g Finish: Silver tone with colour detail Packaging: Securely packaged for gifting and display Perfect For Active and retired firefighters Fire service memorabilia collectors Firehouse gifts and station displays Man cave and desk décor Emergency services themed collections Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Explore more service and first responder designs in our Funny Old Man Coins – Lifetime Member Collectibles. This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Veteran Club collectible coin honours the soldiers who served, survived, and somehow kept their sense of humour intact. The front face depicts a battle-hardened skeleton soldier crouching in a trench — helmet on, rifle in hand, cigar lit — surrounded by tanks, helicopters, and the chaos of the battlefield. A tribute to those who've seen it all and earned every grey hair.The reverse features crossed assault rifles, a combat helmet with American flag patch, military dog tags, and a tank — framed by the motto Honor · Loyalty · Legacy. This piece is a Military collectible coin designed for display and collection.About the DesignThe "Old Bastards" series celebrates the veterans, the lifers, and the ones who did their time with grit and dark humour. The skeleton soldier is a nod to the gallows humour that gets soldiers through the hardest moments — 100% Bad Decisions, Lifetime Member. The reverse pays respect to the tools of service and the values that define military brotherhood: honour, loyalty, and legacy.Product Features Design: Skeleton veteran soldier (front) / Crossed rifles, helmet & dog tags (reverse) Material: Metal alloy with antique finish Diameter: 40mm Weight: Approx. 40g Finish: Antique bronze/copper tone Packaging: Securely packaged for gifting and display Perfect For Military veterans and serving personnel Military memorabilia collectors Man cave and display shelf décor Veteran appreciation gifts Armed forces themed collections ShippingFree worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival.Explore more military and service designs in our Military & Service Coins Collection.This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only.Because every collection deserves one more coin.